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You Put Your Weed In It - Rob Schneider

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You Put Your Weed In It

Shopkeeper.....Rob Schneider
Customer #1.....David Spade
Customer #2.....Ellen Cleghorne
Customer #3.....Chris Farley
Cop.....Charles Barkley

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[ open on interior, Out of Africa primitive art store ]

Shopkeeper: Hey, may I help you?

Customer #1: Yeah. This is kind of neat, what is it?

Shopkeeper: Oh, that's from New Guinea. It's a ceremonial spirit box.

Customer #1: Wow, that's cool. What do you do with it?

Shopkeeper: You put your weed in there!

Customer #1: Oh. Thank you.

Customer #2: This is neat, is this from South America?

Shopkeeper: You bet. That's a Yanamano ancestral rattle from Brazil. It's carved from deer bone, they only make one every seven years, it's really rare.

Customer #2: What do they use it for?

Shopkeeper: You put your weed in here!

Customer #2: O-kay..

Shopkeeper: No problem.

Customer #3: Where's this from?

Shopkeeper: Oh, it's from Borneo. It's for a Zuluesque puberty ritual. It symbolizes the journey into adulthood.

Customer #3: Really?

Shopkeeper: Yeah. And you can put your weed in here!

Customer #3: So, this has actually been used in puberty rituals?

Shopkeeper: Yeah. And you put your weed in there!

Customer #3: Thanks.

Shopkeeper: No problem.

Customer #1: [ holding artifact ] Hey, uh, excuse me..

Shopkeeper: Oh, this is great! You put your weed in here! Awesome.

Customer #1: Actually, I'm looking for a gift for my mother. Is there anything in here that doesn't involve weed?

Shopkeeper: [ thinks ] Well.. you can give her this. [ pulls out drum ] It's a Cinnagales talking drum. Only the Head Shayman of Cinnagal is allowed to use it.

Customer #1: Wow.. that'd be great, she might like something like that.

Shopkeeper: You know what I'd do if I bought it? I'd put my weed in there! Right in there. [ puts it down ] Oh, wait.. I've got something else.

Customer #1: Ah.

Shopkeeper: This is a Javanese rain stick. Yeah, it's for a fertility dance. You can put it in your apartment and hang a plant from it.

Customer #1: That'd be cool, she has a lot of plants. That might be good.

Shopkeeper: You sure she doesn't like weed?

Customer #1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Shopkeeper: It's too bad, because it goes right in here. This part unscrews, it's really great!

[ Cop enters the shop ]

Cop: Hey. Is that your Volkswagon van parked out front?

Shopkeeper: Look, man, there's nothing in here that you could put weed into!

Cop: I just wanted to tell you that you left your lights on. I turned them off for you.

Shopkeeper: Okay, maybe there's some things in here that you put tobacco into, or incense or spices into, but definitely not weed!

Cop: What the hell are you talking about?

Shopkeeper: Okay. I guess, if this opened up, you could put weed in it, but I can't get it open. [ Cop opens it ] It's not like there's weed in there!

Cop: [ holds up the weed ] What is this?

Shopkeeper: Weed.

Cop: You're under arrest!

Shopkeeper: Alright, but don't bother checking the store! Because there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that!

Cop: Well, you can talk about it down at the station.

Shopkeeper: Don't bother checking the back of the store - no wee-ee-eed!

[ Cop pulls Shopkeeper outside ]

[ fade ]

Litt info fra itavisen om xbox hacket.

En gruppe hardware-fiklere har tilsynelatende klart å fått «uhackbare» Xbox 360 til å kjøre backup-kopier av spill.

Xbox-Scene demonstrerer at de får spilt backup-kopien sin av PGR3.
Xbox 360 regnes for å ha svært tøff hardware-beskyttelse, og har blitt beskrevet av Microsoft som
«så godt som umulig å hacke». Ikke overraskende er mange ivrige etter å ta utfordringen.

Videodokumentert
Det er mulig å få den til å akseptere hjemmebrente kopier av Xbox 360-spill. Det er i det minste hva videoklippet og beskrivelsen på Xbox Scene hevder.

Kommersielle Xbox 360-plater inneholder informasjon som det ikke er mulig å gjenprodusere med vanlige DVD-brennere. Ved å modifisere selve firmwaren til DVD-spilleren i spillkonsollen, som gjenkjenner og identifiserer platen, skal det være mulig å lure maskinen til å tro at den har fått en gyldig original 360-plate.

Holder detaljene for seg selv
Dette betyr riktignok ikke at Xbox 360 nå er fritt vilt for piratene. Hackergruppen har nemlig bestemt seg for å ikke slippe detaljene om firmware-modifikasjonen sin ut til offentligheten (gruppen er «for hacking, mot piratkopiering»), og understreker samtidig at det ikke er noen enkel sak å få flashet firmwaren til DVD-spilleren som sitter i 360.

Guide 360 Hacking !

Med alt som skal til.

Lang versjon :
http://swat-team.org/360/dvd.html

Kort versjon :
http://swat-team.org/360/dvdshort.html

Diverse filer om linken ikkje funker :
http://swat-team.org/360/

Enjoy It

What is this?

It's a modified firmware of the Xbox 360 DVD-ROM drive.

As you (should) know, all Xbox 360 executables (XEX files) are signed by
Microsoft (with a private key only MS has). This means that if you try to change
anything to the XEX file, the signature will be wrong and the file will not
boot.

Now ... to protect from booting an exact 1:1 copy of a game from a DVD-+R,
microsoft gave each XEX file a 'mediaflag'. This mediaflag tells the Xbox 360
from which media (cd-r, dvd-r, dvd+r, dvd-rw, hdd, dvdxbox, dvdxbox360, ...).
Changing this mediaflag in XEX is not an option as it'll break the signature
(see above), so ... what's done in this firmware hack is 'break' the detection
of the disc.

(Pretty much) all the information you need is in these threads.

http://www.xboxhacker.net/forums/index.php?topic=455.0

http://www.xboxhacker.net/forums/index.php?topic=329.0

http://www.xboxhacker.net/forums/index.php?topic=359.0

http://www.xboxhacker.net/forums/index.php?topic=258.0

From what we can tell so far is that the game image will have to be patched
too - We can smell a new feature for Qwix 2 Wink

The scene can expect a hack for all drives very soon (It's currently only
Hitachi) - you can be assured that it will be released although I don't think
modchips will be any kind of business as its a pure piracy mod - no homebrew at
all.

News-Source:

xboxhacker.net

Download Firmware: illegal and not released

Download Video:

here[youtube],

here[rapidshare.de],
here[xbox-scene]

Xbox360 DVD FIrmware Hacked - Video
>> As you know TheSpecialist and his team were working on a modified firmware for the Xbox 360. He already managed to make one for the original Xbox a while ago, and he announced this method was highly likely possible with the Xbox 360 too. From TheSpecialist on xboxhacker.net:
[QUOTE]
Months of hard work have come to an end. The 360 FW security details were posted a few days ago already, so why not make it official :-) It's been done.

Respect to all the people on this board who made it possible with their brilliant contributions:
Anita999, Geremia, Nayr, Bluecop, Interestedhacker, MacDennis, Phantasm, Marvin, Tiros, SpenzerX, Team Modfreakz, Fuzzylogic, Takires, loser, jasper, SMO, Groepaz, Zobyone, Jumba, Amadeus, Tser, DjHuevo, oz_paulb, DaveX, darkfly, evestu, Robinsod, Dark_Neo, Gael360, Seventhson, probutus.

Just for fun, here's a little video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyZQ4k7Bi-8&eurl=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyZQ4k7Bi-8&eurl=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyZQ4k7Bi-8&eurl=

And no, the team decided not to release a hacked FW. The security details are proof itself. The team advocates hacking, not piracy.
[/QUOTE]

What is this? A bit more info...
The hack is a modified firmware of the Xbox 360 DVD-ROM drive.
As you (should) know, all Xbox 360 executables (XEX files) are signed by Microsoft (with a private key only MS has). This means that if you try to change anything to the XEX file, the signature will be wrong and the file will not boot.
Now ... to protect from booting an exact 1:1 copy of a game from a DVD-R or other recordable media, microsoft gave each XEX file a 'mediaflag'. This mediaflag tells the Xbox 360 from which media (cd-r, dvd-r, dvd+r, dvd-rw, hdd, dvdxbox, dvdxbox360, ...) the XEX is allowed to boot. Changing this mediaflag in the XEX header is not an option as it'll break the signature of the file (see above), so ... what's done in this firmware hack is 'break' the detection of the disc.
Retail games usually get a mediaflag where they only allow 'dvdxbox360' (Xbox 360 discs). The modified firmware will trick the DVD drive into reporting a DVD-R (or other) as a DVDXBOX360 to the Xbox 360.

News-Source: xboxhacker.net
Download Firmware: illegal and not released (see above)
Download Video: here[youtube], here[rapidshare.de], here[xbox-scene]
Discuss this news item on our forums: forums.xbox-scene.com

Xbox360 DVD FIrmware Hacked - Video
>> As you know TheSpecialist and his team were working on a modified firmware for the Xbox 360. He already managed to make one for the original Xbox a while ago, and he announced this method was highly likely possible with the Xbox 360 too. From TheSpecialist on xboxhacker.net:
[QUOTE]
Months of hard work have come to an end. The 360 FW security details were posted a few days ago already, so why not make it official :-) It's been done.

Respect to all the people on this board who made it possible with their brilliant contributions:
Anita999, Geremia, Nayr, Bluecop, Interestedhacker, MacDennis, Phantasm, Marvin, Tiros, SpenzerX, Team Modfreakz, Fuzzylogic, Takires, loser, jasper, SMO, Groepaz, Zobyone, Jumba, Amadeus, Tser, DjHuevo, oz_paulb, DaveX, darkfly, evestu, Robinsod, Dark_Neo, Gael360, Seventhson, probutus.

Just for fun, here's a little video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyZQ4k7Bi-8&eurl=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyZQ4k7Bi-8&eurl=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyZQ4k7Bi-8&eurl=

And no, the team decided not to release a hacked FW. The security details are proof itself. The team advocates hacking, not piracy.
[/QUOTE]

What is this? A bit more info...
The hack is a modified firmware of the Xbox 360 DVD-ROM drive.
As you (should) know, all Xbox 360 executables (XEX files) are signed by Microsoft (with a private key only MS has). This means that if you try to change anything to the XEX file, the signature will be wrong and the file will not boot.
Now ... to protect from booting an exact 1:1 copy of a game from a DVD-R or other recordable media, microsoft gave each XEX file a 'mediaflag'. This mediaflag tells the Xbox 360 from which media (cd-r, dvd-r, dvd+r, dvd-rw, hdd, dvdxbox, dvdxbox360, ...) the XEX is allowed to boot. Changing this mediaflag in the XEX header is not an option as it'll break the signature of the file (see above), so ... what's done in this firmware hack is 'break' the detection of the disc.
Retail games usually get a mediaflag where they only allow 'dvdxbox360' (Xbox 360 discs). The modified firmware will trick the DVD drive into reporting a DVD-R (or other) as a DVDXBOX360 to the Xbox 360.

News-Source: xboxhacker.net
Download Firmware: illegal and not released (see above)
Download Video: here[youtube], here[rapidshare.de], here[xbox-scene]
Discuss this news item on our forums: forums.xbox-scene.com